Have you ever lived abroad and realized that you've developed tell tale signs that you've been out of your home country for awhile? I was skyping with a good friend of mine back home the other day when all of a sudden, she started to giggle over something I said. You see, when you live overseas for a certain amount of time, you're lingo beings to...change. College turns into University, air conditioners are now air cons. We've also started using the Korean word 'mogi' for mosquito in our household. But that's a whole other type of confusing that we will impart upon our children.
.You've mastered the art of chopsticks. Just call me the Mr. Miyagi of chopsticks.
.You consider squatty potties you thigh workout for the day.
.It looks as if you're preparing for the apocalypse when you visit Walmart back home. Because of course, not just one bag of peanut butter m&ms will do, you need five. When we visited back home, the lady at the cash register gave us more than a few weird looks as half a dozen deodorants, six containers of oatmeal and various vitamins and medicines pass her checkout line.
.No shower curtain in the bathroom? No problem. And let's face it ladies, the toilet is the perfect height to rest your leg while shaving anyway.
.You think it's gross when people don't take off their shoes when entering a house.
.You can't have a conversation without pausing to think of the correct word. When your job is to try and simplify the English language as much as possible, your vocabulary tends to go out the window.
.You can't wrap your head around a car that can comfortably fit people in the back seat. Our current car you have to sit sideways since there's not enough room for your knees to sit facing forward.
.You have to roll up all of your pants and pass them off as cropped pants because let's face it, that's as long as you can find them
.You bow...to everyone.
.You could have a degree in the art of charades. Ever had to play charades to find out where the lady doctor is? Pray you never have to.
.You don't understand what people do with homes more than 1,000 sq. ft...but you're still a little jealous of them anyway.
Are there any other signs that I've missed? Have you ever lived abroad and felt a little different when talking with people back home?